OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN
fangirls analyse subtext more than english teachers do
Emma: It's all your imagination, kid.
August: The curse is true!
Emma: You're a fucking liar, dude.
Regina: The curse is true!
Emma: *GO UNDERGROUND TO SLAY A BEAST AND BREAK THE CURSE*
One Fandom Last Week: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAGE!
Once Fandom This Week: HOLY MOTHER OF WHAT WAS THIS WONDERFUL EMOTIONAL THING I JUST WATCHED I DON'T EVEN ALDKSJDKLAJLKJFKLJF
Baelfire: no mother
Hansel and Gretel: no mother
Snow: dead mother
Belle: no mother
Red: dead mother
Gepetto: dead puppet mother
Pinocchio: tree mother
Grace: dead mother
Regina: psychotic mother
Eddie and Adam: Well we're owned by Disney so
Already been said, but I’m now convinced that the writers have been reading heartsways’ Fragments series (as well they should) and the only reason there are never any spoilers for Once is because the writers are just waiting for her to update
Emma dragging Henry away in the middle of the night? Just ‘cause she found out her lesbian lover steals hearts
If you’re trying to make me hate almost everyone but Regina, it’s working.
but your Blues Brother outfit makes you look really gay. Part of me thinks you want to be Prince Charming so you can kiss Anastasia and Ginnifer. (Not that I blame you. Get it girl!)
And get seduced by Lana. Yep.
Now back to me
Now back to your book
All your favorite characters are now corpses.
call my otp a crackship one more time motherfucker i dare you
me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
me: done and done
otps: have a nice day
me: sobs and collapses
otps: u okay