♥ Happy 51st Birthday Alexandra Elizabeth Kingston! (March 11th, 1963)
everybody loves the evil cleavage
[AU] The child is Hook’s.
Sorry, I’m late
Emma: Really? We've barely had any scenes, no one's going to ship--
Emma: And you're evil.
Emma: Our entire relationship was a lie!
Emma: Fine. I vote 'Monkey Swan'.
Walsh: But 'Flying Swan' sounds nicer.
POPCORN LOVE BY CHRMDPOET
↳Regina is a successful businesswoman and wonderful parent, but her love life is lacking. She agrees to a string of blind dates set up by her friend Kathryn on the condition that the blonde find her a babysitter. Enter Emma Swan. After each date, Regina returns home only to complain to Emma about her suitors. As they bond, Regina realizes that Emma has all the qualites she desires.
"I was on the date," Regina told her. “I was on the date with Alexis and things were going splendidly, but then she asked me what it was that I was looking for in a partner and I began to name off certain traits. The more I listed, Kathryn, the more..well, the more I thought of Emma. I couldn’t help it. An image of her simply spilled into my mind.”
The queen may be evil but I’m wicked and wicked always wins.
don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
[I wanna run to you plays in the distance]